Bojacob's Den

Lovely, non-discussable dream.

Alarm Clock: BRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Lazy arm reaching forward and hitting SNOOZE button on top.

Alarm Clock: tick, tock, tick, tock

Wrap covers and begins disliking work

5 minutes pass

Alarm Clock: BRRIIIIIIIIIII-

Reflex hit of SNOOZE button

Alarm Clock: tick, tock, tick, tock

Groan and close eyes

5 minutes pass

Alarm Clock: BRIIIIIIIIIII…….

Hand quickly goes to hit SNOOZE button, but Alarm Clock goes quiet on its own.

Alarm Clock: …..tick, tock

Confused, but retracts arm.

Alarm Clock: BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIII…..

Reflex attack of SNOOZE button, but again, Alarm Clock goes quiet before hitting button.

Alarm Clock:  …….tick, tick..

“wtf?” appears over head.

Alarm Clock:  tock, tick……….

Hand still hovers over SNOOZE button.

Alarm Clock: …tick………BRII-

Hand smashes SNOOZE button.

Alarm Clock: ……..tick, tock, tick

Goes back to bed, smiles, and blames China for possessed alarm clocks.

Wonders what dream was about.

Alarm Clock: tick, tock……..bbrrrrrr…..brrrrr

Palm smacks forehead

Alarm Clock: brrrrrrrrr….brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr……..tick, tock

Alarm Clock went quiet. Hand ready to smack SNOOZE button hard.

Alarm Clock: ……tock..

Eerie silence. World slows.

Alarm Clock: ……tick………

Tick echoes

Alarm Clock: …..............…tock..

Tumbleweed rolls.

Alarm clock: BRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-

SMASH SNOOZE BUTTON!!

Alarm Clock: ..BRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-

SMASH SNOOZE BUTTON HARDER!!

Alarm Clock: .....BBRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-

SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH CURSE CURSE!!! Alarm Clock falls violently on floor.

Alarm Clock: ding.. ring ..

Realizes with horror the Alarm Clock is out of reach!

Alarm Clock: ring … rriiiiing ..

Don't you dare!

Alarm Clock: … RRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGNNYAAAANYAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

Gets out of bed and kicks the living daylights out of Alarm Clock

Alarm Clock: RRIRRIGNIAAAAAAAAAIGIGIGIGIGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGIGINGGG

Kicks the piece of crap against the wall.

Alarm Clock: ..dung …

Now wide awake. Takes another look at Alarm Clock

Alarm Clock: ………….

Jumps back in bed with throbbing pain in foot.

Alarm Clock: ………….

Just doesn’t want to go to work today. Closes eyes. Remembers dream.

Maid: *knocks on door* Babaaaaaa?

Fists clench

Maid: I make your rooooom. It’s seben portyyyyyyy!

High pitched complaining

Maid: I … make room later then.

Ferverent agreement.

Maid: oki dokii

Determines he’s going to sleep if it kills him.

iPhone SMS: DIIING.

Wants to jump out of window now.

Alarm Clock: ……..tick, tock, tick..

Constant worry about SMS sender

Gets up and checks SMS.

SMS from G: Hi can you call me when u wake up thanks

Pure.  Hatred.

Alarm Clock: … tick, rrrrrr..rrrrr

Eyes Alarm Clock in disbelief!

Maid: *knock knock*

Alarm Clock: …BRRRRRIIIIANAIIIIIINNNNNG

Maid: BABAAA! YOUR MAMA SAY WAKE UP WORK!

iPhone: DIIIINGGG!!!

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa#@$@#$@#

Goes to work :(