You Just Can't Sugarcoat Crap
Tuesday, March 31, 2009 at 09:41PM | By Bojacob Receptionist: Yes, the dentist will see you very soon
Her voice was melodic, almost as if she was giving out a present to a kid.
I sat down on one of the comfy white chairs in the brilliant white room. The taste in design was surprisingly exquisite. Perhaps there's something to this Asnan Clinic after all. Neon lights were tucked in behind ledges so they stay unseen, and the lights change colors from blue, to green, to red, to violet, etc. This was all topped off by white iMacs around the room. They have WindowsXP installed, which sucks, but you can't expect a clinic to work on MacOS sadly. Ah well.
I was quite relaxed. The environment was soothing and peaceful. I even forgot I was at a dentist!
Doctor: Is Mr. Bojacob here?
Receptionist: He's sitting over there.
Turning towards me was a doctor with a wide smile on his face. His white uniform worked quite well with the environment, as I couldn't tell if he was floating or not. Running behind him was his assistant, a tiny angel that almost has wings on her back. I smiled wide and forgot all my dentist concerns. Both walked towards me and I could almost imagine white pigeons flying out of their clothes.
Assistant: Please follow me.
Me: m'kay!
And so I followed the angels from heaven to their playhouse. They couldn't possibly hurt me.
I walked inside and sat down in the white dentist chair. Everything was white in here too, along with the color-changing neon lights. I am so lucky...
Drill: whirrrrrr.... whirrrrr...
I am .. lucky?
Doctor: Assistant?
Assistant simply stares at my open mouth. What was that gleam in her eyes?
Doctor: Assistant!
She snaps out of it
Assistant: Sorry, yes?
The doctor smiled as if he knew something.
Doctor: Let us begin. Hand it to me.
Assistant: You mean....?
Doctor: Yes .. the BANJ!
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!
Me: Oh shit...
Doctor: YEHAAH! HERE WE GO!
Me: OH SHIT!
Assistant: DO IT! DO IT NOW!!
Doctor: AAHAHAHAH IN YOU GO MR NEEDLE!!!
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Doctor: OH MR BOJACOB YOU ARE ALREADY A FAVORITE OF MINE NOW! LET ME INTRODUCE MY LITTLE FRIEND!!
Me: oh god no..no not the DRILL NNOOAAAAAARGH!!!!
Drill: WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! GNAWWWGNAWWW
Me: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
Assistant: YOU MISSED A SPOT YOU MISSED A SPOT!!
Doctor: YOUR EYES!!! THEY ARE SO WELL TRAINED!! YES! THIS IS WHAT I'D EXPECT FROM MY SITH APPRENTICE!!
Me: What? wtf ... OUUUUUUUUUUCH!!!!!!
God damn it all :(
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Reader Comments (23)
Hilarious, my eyes are tearing up, or is it the pain of remembering my own dentist experience.
"Let me introduce you to my little friend" :-) Scarface could not have said it better.
Wow, that's pretty bad dental phoiba. Find someone who is generous with nitrous oxide, you'll look forward to your next dental check-up!
*Phobia
Ana agool eshla3hom kelhom Oo 7e6lek q6m & 5alle9 3mrek!
What's more painful is XP on the Macs... why.. oh why.. ;l
salamat! ;l
Salamat LOOOOL, you have to take care of your teeth you know :D see ya soon ^^
lol
wat r u talking about
we dentists are wonderful ppl
Dentists are always evil... never trust them.
SALLAMTK ! (F) ..
Don Veto: Hehe I think it was something like "Say hello to my leetle frieend!"
BornConfuzed: What is Nitrous Oxide, isn't that like used for cars?
MBH: mo il salfa bil teshelle3 ... aaaaaaaaargh
N.: Spoken like a true geek.
eshda3wa: Of course you all are, but just stay away from my mouth! There's a reason horror movies are made about dentists.
Bashar: Amen brother.
Blurry: Alla ysalmech! :)
Nitrous oxide aka the laughing gas, it's an inhaled anesthetic and analgesic, basically a sedative with an added bonus of making you feel "high" =)
They give anesthesia for tooth stuff?! where!
How do you mean? Who does tooth stuff without banj? The spray then the syringe? No?!!
no I mean yeah they spread that sweet tasting stuff inside your mouth which supposedly numbs everything, then get hit deep with a banj.
When is it they use that laughing gas? I sure didn't get any!
Oh! It is not used routinely, I am not sure of the exact indications, but I know it is used for dental phobics, by demand though. Ask your dentist next time.
My favorite thing is when my dentist asks me questions while there are four or five different dental implements in my mouth and expects answers!
LMAO haven't had a good laugh in a while now :p
The horror! The HORROR! @_@
ay 6abeeeeeb hathaa? khanshoof Qanaafat'hom
New post plz :)
It's been a while, hasn't it :)
***PHOBIA .. I hate dentists :(
dude
this is a grade A+ post !!!
two thumbs up !